Able to leap over baby toys in a single bound, brush teeth and look presentable enough for the school secretary to not say, “You look crazy this morning.” If I’m too early, the buses will be in the way and I don’t want to die by school bus. One must never spark the ire of a public school bus driver. If I’m too late, the smallest, tall child will be in class un-medicated. God help his teachers! I’m on a mission to complete a task that I almost forgot about.