Arms of latex,
legs of silly putty,
she can stretch to
the height of six foot one
and jump over small children
as they come running by
one
by
one.

 

Iam
a six
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man
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h
l
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dbigfeet.

For more stretchable creatures go to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fictional_characters_who_can_stretch_themselves

Have a good morning! I’m off to do battle with a badly placed hornet’s nest.
A real hornet’s nest not a figurative one. Though I do have one or two of those figurative ones floating around that I’m working on putting in buckets of water.
-Amanuensis

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