Writing to impress?

I suppose I should explain that I never write or speak to impress, but if the assignment is what it is, then I will definitely impress a memory upon this poor woman. p.s. Assume that everything should be said without taking a breath to breathe. https://promptlings.wordpress.com/2015/10/06/the-sandbox-writing-challenge-9-what-would-you-say-about-yourself/ "Well, hello, my name is Amanuensis, I'm about your…