This morning

I cried on my laptop.
I promised myself I would
not soak another electronic
device. It is just a matter of time
before I cause the sizzle, zap, poof
of death to another piece of technology.

How many tears does it take to fry a
mother board. Does the CPU have a tear
shield for depressed users. Why doesn’t my
laptop come with it’s own keyboard condom?

These questions are a mystery. They make display
guards and covers with a special liquid and squeegee
for application. All I want is a nerdy tray with squares in it. Is that too much to ask for? Really? Really?

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