“Stop touching me!
Don’t touch my hair!
I’m not getting up, you took my blanket!
Stop spraying me!
I still have time!
If you leave the room, I’ll get up.
I’m not getting up until you turn the light off.
You can’t make me take it.
Come on Mommy! We have to leave. I’m going to be late for work.”
Says, My Child, Every-Single-Day…