Happy Mother’s Day

This is to all the mothers, fathers, grandparents, siblings, relatives, foster parents, step parents, friends and mentors who have mothered those little people we love so. You don't have to give birth to them to do the job. Enjoy the day!

The Sticky Fingered Cheek Demon Wakes

Wrestling with the sticky fingered cheek demon, AKA "Girlie," has been difficult. She is built like a tank. Why would I try wrestling with a two year old you may ask? Well, there was this EEG that was necessary to find out if her brain fixed whatever was causing her seizures. We've had our fingers…

daily life

I got my oil changed I visited the podiatrist for these flat slabs of flesh called feet I visited the rec center rehab place to make sure there was a heated pool I took the wrong exit and checked prices on new tires four hundred you have got to be kidding me dollars after stopping…

TMI Feminine Products

So, I'm trying to remain calm instead of the primal being I have become... This is your last chance to stop reading before I launch off on a tangent about my feminine issues. Remember you have been warned. ..while I am having hormone adjustments (the life force is draining out of me as we speak)…

Baby Mimicry

I try not to be mean and I think Girlie understands that I'm trying to push her use of consonants. I had her ask using mimicry, after she finished breakfast this morning: "Mommie- mah-may and- an Daddy- dah-day I'm- Ahm done- Duhn eating- Eaten so- o could- cood you- yu let-leh me-MEEEEEEEE out-OWWWWWWWT of-uff the-thuh…

Duck, where?

Find a duck, frozen like a brick, thaw overnight, remove gibblets for later use add red potatoes, bake like a chicken, pheasant, cornish hen or other bird, insert orange, onion or other vegetable, fruit in vacated cavity, look for bird ties use shish ka bob skewers instead to hold the bird shut steam broccoli, over…

ADHD Life Lesson Number 1

Some days I have a lot to say other days I still have a lot to say but can't seem to finish a thought or complete the simple task of push ing the pub lish but ton . ADHD Life Lesson Number 1 I didn't leave the rake in the driveway hidden in a pile…

A necklace of lace and copper

Girly handed her mother a necklace of lace and hammered copper without saying a word. Her mother put the necklace over Girly's head thinking it would be pretty, but she took it off and handed it back to her mother. She said it is yours in no words, you should wear it, it is for…