http://www.learningliftoff.com/how-do-you-teach-math-you-dont-know/#.V8yEnIV707A The boys have been at school since August 15th. Yippee -kai-aaaa! Not really The mornings are rough, "Get up, get up, get up You're going to miss class where is your laptop? Have you charged the computer? Don't you have an alarm clock? Do you know how to set it? Why not? I am…
Off to Neurology I Go
Six am I'm getting picked up at Nine am to see my neurologist I'm showered not panicked yet about to get medicated and yet I can't put the laptop down. Nervous yes, but I washed my hair did not oil it (but oiled myself instead my skin is shedding like my dog's hair used to…
Why sculptors are called packrats
(Found objects for a project, for inspiration, for decoration) We save stuff In my cranium, it says, "I Can Use That!" Sculptor finds a driveway to safely turn around in then she gets out and picks up the item from the curb. Your trash is my free material. No, I wasn't going to call it…
Stuck with two things
I was hoping to roll over this second morning until I realized that I am stuck on my back with my legs up or down. There is no roll to the left or right, only pain. This is PMS right? an added feature to leaving crime victim stains in bed soaking blankets in cold water…
Note to Self
Do not find things to do in the middle of the night to fight insomnia. The basement is a dangerous place for you- you budding pyromaniac. Those boxes of old patterns are extremely flammable. Cleaning with fire is a bit drastic. Water is not enough when they spill flaming from the wood burning stove. Asbestos…
3am, not 4am, not 5am
Placate the gods Really, cause I have nothing better to do. Obviously, I have pissed off the insomnia gods. I should build a temple in my front yard Set it alight and hope the gods notice before the local fire department. Next month, I will try building a mud tower to placate the angry- pain,…
This is what happened at the hospital, last Friday-Tuesday
This is the letter I will be emailing to the Hospital Inpatient Behavioral Health Satisfaction Survey. I am going to go through and remove the Doctor's names, so that you get a sense of the experience without having the real names of anyone involved. Me and my damn ethics. The names also do not correspond…
There I was
watching one of the many batman movies and without warning I found my self sobbing loud, uncontrolled wake up the household sobbing. The fire in my back was exacerbated by being on my stomach watching a movie in bed, the perfect place the wrong position. I couldn't stop the flow of tears and I could…
Secrets
(Anger alert) Disclaimer: This blog is less than friendly, be warned. I was thinking in my haphazard way about how I thought adults should communicate honestly, with dignity about their feelings without intentionally hurting the person they fell out of love with. Honesty and emotions don't mix well, you might say. Or, of course emotions can…
Uxorial Bliss (Anger alert)
Uxorial Bliss http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/uxorial Disclaimer: This blog may be considered to be less than friendly, be warned. The thing is once you say "I do" to the wrong person in front of God, family and whatever friends you may have in attendance The state, your minister your family and your "friends" (I say that in parentheses…
Amanuensis Sobriquet-Reverie 