Rule number one
Do not start the day with two pseudo seizures.
This does not bode well for the day

Rule number two
On that same day do not take one’s sick bear to the emergency room.

Rule number three
Wait in the car, do no try to be supportive
to one’s bear because you are a hot mess of nerves.

Rule number four
When you have a pseudoseizure in the emergency room waiting room,
do not let them take you into the emergency ward.

Rule number five
You’re just fine. You will wake up as long as you didn’t hit
your head on the floor when you face planted.

Rule number six
There’s no point in getting blood work done.

Rule number seven
The nurses make great stand up comedy audience members.
They have wicked senses of humor.

Rule number eight
After they release you go home. Get out of the building, wait in the car.

Rule number nine
Do not have another pseudo seizure in one’s bear’s hospital room.
They will try to admit you again, but tell you there is nothing they can do.

Rule number ten
Remember to wear a hat.
Pseudo seizure hair is not in fashion no matter what anyone
says as they wheel you through the waiting room to the car.

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Girlie insisted upon staying in bed with my bear once he made it into a room.
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